Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories Retrospective Directory

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  1. Opening and Tutorials: To find is to lose and to lose is to find, on today’s The Price is Right!
  2. Early Gameplay to Room of Guidance: Good reality is so hard to find some days.
  3. Room of Truth and Axel Battle: “Commit it to memory!”  “Elementary my poor Watson!”  First draft catchphrases now half off!

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  1. F2 – Halloween Town: Sora, if you listened to your mother these things wouldn’t keep happening!

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  1. Intro to Room of Beginnings: If you look to your left, you’ll see empty darkness, and to your right you’ll see one of our most popular sights: empty darkness.
  2. Room of Guidance to End of Floor: Fire and Lightning Aren’t so Frightening.

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  1. F4 – Monstro: “Where are we anyways?” asked Sora.  “This could be anyplace with a tongue for a floor!”

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  1. Intro to Room of Beginnings: Sora, the next time you storm a court of law, try not to take offence at their taking offence.
  2. Room of Guidance to End of Floor: To find is to lose and to lose is to find deeply nested internal horrors left buried for your own safety and mental security, oh god, oh g–

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  1. Intro to Room of Guidance: Aladdin comes in fast with a real disappointment on the lamp, but there’s still room for Jafar to secure the win!
  2. Room of Truth to Larxene Battle: Oh, it’s over!  Jafar comes in from behind with the worst wish of the franchise to date!

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  1. F7 – Atlantica: Fool me once, shame on you.  Fool me twice, shame on me.  Fool me three times with the exactly the same trick… well that would just be ridiculous!

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  1. F8 – Neverland: Well I don’t care what the screenshot says the world’s name is!  …Yeah?  Well you tell the screenshot “Same to you, bub!”

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  1. F9 – Hollow Bastion: “Curses!  I missed.  Would you mind standing still for another fifteen seconds?”

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  1. 100 Acre Wood – GBA: “The most wonderful thing about Tiggers!  Is clearcutting patches of wood!  I sell them off to me brother!  The profits’ incredibly good!”
  2. 100 Acre Wood – Re:CoM to Vexen: “In this universe, there’s only one absolute!  Everything freezes.”

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  1. Intro to Room of Beginnings: “What killed the dinosaurs?  The ice age!!
  2. Room of Beginnings to Exit: “You’re not sending me to the cooler!”

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  1. Main Floor: I may be out of Mr. Freeze quotes but you can still laugh at this Darkside!
  2. Castle Oblivion Battles: Hey, if you don’t like losing to a bunch of losers, how about having to control them, eh?  …Right?  …Larxene?

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  1. Intro to Room of Beginnings: Where did Naminé disappear to, anyways?  Did he stuff her into a closet between rooms just so he could pull her out as a surprise?
  2. Final Boss: Marluxia’s Discount Clone Emporium.
  3. Ending: Memory restoration pods: enhance your memory! Refresh your mind!  Lock up your friends for up to a year, guaranteed!

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  1. B12 – Hollow Bastion: The last time I had a spiritual journey in the basement, all I found was spiders.
  2. B11 – Neverland: “By the way, whose job was it to fix the dimmer switch?”
  3. B10 to B8 (Monstro, Agrabah, Traverse Town): I’m afraid that my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy!
  4. B7 – Wonderland to B6 – Atlantica: Fish and poker chips.
  5. B5 – Halloween Town to B4 – Olympus Coliseum: Aegis Mullet.
  6. B3 – Destiny Islands: Mickey saved Riku from Ansem five or six other times too, but they were cut for time.
  7. B2 – Twilight Town: I will fish-face god and walk backwards into hell.
  8. B1 – Castle Oblivion: “The cloak is for you.  Larxene’s copy of Justine is for me.”

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  1. Appendix and Tie-Ins: In lieu of the manga, here is a review of a plasticine copy of Vexen’s face.

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