Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories Retrospective Directory

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  1. Opening and Tutorials: To find is to lose and to lose is to find, on today’s The Price is Right!
  2. Early Gameplay to Room of Guidance: Good reality is so hard to find some days.
  3. Room of Truth and Axel Battle: “Commit it to memory!”  “Elementary my poor Watson!”  First draft catchphrases now half off!


  1. F2 – Halloween Town: Sora, if you listened to your mother these things wouldn’t keep happening!


  1. Intro to Room of Beginnings: If you look to your left, you’ll see empty darkness, and to your right you’ll see one of our most popular sights: empty darkness.
  2. Room of Guidance to End of Floor: Fire and Lightning Aren’t so Frightening.


  1. F4 – Monstro: “Where are we anyways?” asked Sora.  “This could be anyplace with a tongue for a floor!”


  1. Intro to Room of Beginnings: Sora, the next time you storm a court of law, try not to take offence at their taking offence.
  2. Room of Guidance to End of Floor: To find is to lose and to lose is to find deeply nested internal horrors left buried for your own safety and mental security, oh god, oh g–


  1. Intro to Room of Guidance: Aladdin comes in fast with a real disappointment on the lamp, but there’s still room for Jafar to secure the win!
  2. Room of Truth to Larxene Battle: Oh, it’s over!  Jafar comes in from behind with the worst wish of the franchise to date!


  1. F7 – Atlantica: Fool me once, shame on you.  Fool me twice, shame on me.  Fool me three times with the exactly the same trick… well that would just be ridiculous!


  1. F8 – Neverland: Well I don’t care what the screenshot says the world’s name is!  …Yeah?  Well you tell the screenshot “Same to you, bub!”


  1. F9 – Hollow Bastion: “Curses!  I missed.  Would you mind standing still for another fifteen seconds?”


  1. 100 Acre Wood – GBA: “The most wonderful thing about Tiggers!  Is clearcutting patches of wood!  I sell them off to me brother!  The profits’ incredibly good!”
  2. 100 Acre Wood – Re:CoM to Vexen: “In this universe, there’s only one absolute!  Everything freezes.”


  1. Intro to Room of Beginnings: “What killed the dinosaurs?  The ice age!!
  2. Room of Beginnings to Exit: “You’re not sending me to the cooler!”


  1. Main Floor: I may be out of Mr. Freeze quotes but you can still laugh at this Darkside!
  2. Castle Oblivion Battles: Hey, if you don’t like losing to a bunch of losers, how about having to control them, eh?  …Right?  …Larxene?


  1. Intro to Room of Beginnings: Where did Naminé disappear to, anyways?  Did he stuff her into a closet between rooms just so he could pull her out as a surprise?
  2. Final Boss: Marluxia’s Discount Clone Emporium.
  3. Ending: Memory restoration pods: enhance your memory! Refresh your mind!  Lock up your friends for up to a year, guaranteed!


  1. B12 – Hollow Bastion: The last time I had a spiritual journey in the basement, all I found was spiders.
  2. B11 – Neverland: “By the way, whose job was it to fix the dimmer switch?”
  3. B10 to B8 (Monstro, Agrabah, Traverse Town): I’m afraid that my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy!
  4. B7 – Wonderland to B6 – Atlantica: Fish and poker chips.
  5. B5 – Halloween Town to B4 – Olympus Coliseum: Aegis Mullet.
  6. B3 – Destiny Islands: Mickey saved Riku from Ansem five or six other times too, but they were cut for time.
  7. B2 – Twilight Town: I will fish-face god and walk backwards into hell.
  8. B1 – Castle Oblivion: “The cloak is for you.  Larxene’s copy of Justine is for me.”


  1. Appendix and Tie-Ins: In lieu of the manga, here is a review of a plasticine copy of Vexen’s face.

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