Day: February 28, 2017

Kingdom Hearts BBS – Goon #32’s Quest for Identity

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Ven’s trip to Enchanted Dominion, the home of Disney’s Sleeping Beauty, begins with him looking for Terra once again. He wanders around the castle from the film, where he comes across the sleeping Princess Aurora, where he is accosted by the three fairies: Flora, Fauna and Merryweather. They ask what he’s doing there sneaking up on their foster daughter’s bed, and he adds to Kingdom Hearts’ cringe-pile by saying, “It’s just, I’ve never seen anyone so beautiful.” This is a rare and dangerous Idiot Ball strategy known as “A point in the net, but also a serious foul.” (more…)

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